Swat Team Ill-equipped
Picture below is MPD Supt. Nelson Yabut and he’s about to distribute the armaments to his men.
Here’s MPD’s Supt. Yabut: Men, here are your weapons, go quick and go fast, there’s not many to go around, so just get one each. Those who will not get weapons, ask the person next to you to share his.
Hostage Negotiator Was Not Taken Seriously By Mendoza
Here’s the Jollibee kiddie meal ordered by Mendoza, delivered by the fastfood’s very realiable service crew. Wait a sec, he’s the hostage negotiator?
Well, you have to give it to the guy, he’s so excited to be a hostage negotiator he cut himself having.
The Situation Lacks Star Power
ice Mayor Isko Moreno is famous yes, but nothing tops being Panday and Exodus, Sen. Bong Revilla, seen here on a prior bus hostage taping, i mean hostage taking.
all together now…”And then a hero comes along, with the strength to carry on, and cast your fears aside, and you know you can survive”
Read: with Senator Revilla, you know you can survive… for god’s sake, he’s an action star!
The DILG Secretary Is One Cuddly Bear
Sec. Robredo was seen during the crisis with his usual cute and cuddly look.
He’s just so goody goody!
Now compare him to this guy…..
Rambotito! Rambotito!
I bet Mendoza will think twice before spraying bullets inside that bus.
The Mighty Thor Was Asked To Be The Squad Leader
Mighty Thor-turned-Manila’s Finest
“Now you face the Mightiest Avenger of all”
er, can anyone please hold my gun for a sec
The Ground Commander Is A Robin Padilla Badboy Fan
This guy has no kevlar helmet, no bullet proof vest, just brandishing a .45 calibre, ready to take on the world with his “bad boy” hat…. amazing.
The Assault Team Was Confused
Could you blame them, it was raining as fuck, plus they all got confused. They were briefed that the hostages where Hong Kong national’s, not Hong Thai travellers.
The Were No Abads During The Crisis
Actually they have nothing to do with the crisis, but the sheer number of them in P-Noys government my have change Mendoza’s war mongering status… it’s a shock and awe tactic… the more the scarier! Where are the Abads when you need them!
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About luiwui
I was born during the late days of June, a time of the year when tropical storms, blackouts and flash floods rules the greater metropolitan Manila, in the year 1981 when my country is nearing its tipping point of economic and moral collapse. The same year when Martial Law was lifted and four years before the Edsa Revolution.
The time, season and even my country's political atmosphere seems to affect how I would be 26 years after I was born. It would probably explain how crazy and chaotic my life can be.
But my family background would do more justice to the insanity that sculpts my existence.
I'm the youngest of three sons. The eldest died three days after being born. The second have unresolvable anger management issues who try to calm himself with hobbies which includes pitbull fighting, playing war games and beating the hell out of his punching bag.
My parents are both flower children. Filipino hippies who experimented and got hooked with organic and chemical recreational drugs. But their both sober now. The proof of this is well, their divorced. You can't get more sober that that.
My dad is a Customs Police. Yes he's a government "pig". A comedian and a "breeder". He has several mistresses and i have a dozen or more half-siblings (and still counting) all around the country. Every port he got posted at... its bound to happen that'll he end up knocking some girl off.
My mom, she's sweet. She loves gambling, smokes a lot, and she's part of big mafia like syndicate that operates on illegal drugs. But over all she's sweet. I love you ma'!
My grandparents? Father side, he's old man is a former mobster turned government employee slash mobster turned religious man slash retreat master. Back in the day he and his crew, which includes Berting Labra, ran protection rackets, numbers game, and customs undeclared item smuggling. Killed or have ordered someone killed. The real Filipino mob. NICE!
Dad's mom is the youngest daughter of one the richest Don's in Pateros then a municipality of Rizal. They used to own a big bakery, a pharmacy and a medical clinic. They basically own our town then. NICE!
Mother Side. Her father and all his sibling are cops. Her father got a spy like job working as an intelligence operative for the CIS working directly under President Marcos during the 60's and 70's. He's well known in Taguig to have "anting-antings" that why he never gets killed during "encounters" when he was still an agent. He got 72 children. NICE!
Her mom well, she's the real deal. The most pretty lass in Narvacan, Ilocos. She's educated and articulate, got two bachelor degrees in college. She was part of the clan in Ilocandia where they killed their kins for political power. NICE!
That's explains my insanity.
As for me.....
i like to get down and dirty.
I've been a professional writer for three years now, yes writing is economically viable!
i think i'm bipolar, im not sure, it sure feels like i am... hehehe.
im a smoker. i drink to get drunk. i am an adrenaline junkie. A hopeless romantic, who got separated after being enganged. A big tough guy. An observer and a reporter of life that is becoming.
I'm an asshole some of the times. i make people laugh... sometimes i wonder if i look like a clown. I'm a literary artist/rebel. I'm a writing sellout. I'm a explicit adult site writer. a weekend warrior...
.... and a bunny rabbit that mutated into a polar bear.
