Urbanized Dolphin

shssssh… Innocence is extinct.

Back in college I really had a huge crush with one of my classmates on my Media Ethics class. It took me a month to even have the guts to ask her out. She seemed so perfect and very innocent. The types of chick you bring home to your mother to have dinner with. The types you really dole out money on a date.

So after a month of awkward smiles, corny jokes and eerie glances with her I got the balls and asked her out. To my surprise she said yes, we settled on having a dinner on our first date…

I was so happy inside that I didn’t realize I was humming Jamie Rivera’s “Golden Jubilee Song” (don’t even ask how I know the melody). She laughed a little and I saw her cute smile, her dimples magnetized my eyes (wow magnetized… effing gay of me). She told me I didn’t looked like the religious type.

I decided to bring her to Nipa Hut, then a cozy romantic open air resto setting along McKinley road (yes! its near Victoria court… purely coincidence, i didn’t expected to get laid on our first date).

the whole night went well, a dinner of seafoods, an enchanting serenade from the house guitarist, colorful and humorous conversation and a couple of glasses of wine. Maybe not a couple….

Coz by the end of night, well, her little innocent self just disappeared.

I thought this was only the beer talking. I was a bit tipsy too, so I took the risk that I thought was way over my head.

I asked her… “so you wanna go somewhere private where we can talk… privately?” I emphasized the private part.

She said yes. WOW! I felt like Robin Padilla. That night I was like the gifted son of the Giggolo Gods!

My brain went to super active imagination mode. With my hands trembling and my cock tingling I paid the bill and we quickly dashed off to Victoria Court.

As we went inside, with her little cute self clinging tightly on my arms, i looked at her and marveled on how beautifully innocent she looked at that moment. Actually it was more like tipsy and horny. hehehe… damn!

but then everything collapsed…

tang ina… lahat ng makasalubong namin na attendant kilala at binabati siya eh… may pahabol pang SUKI! SUKI!

ang leche regular dun.

but I didn’t mind that. I thought that it was the mix of red wine and adrenaline making me delusional.

So when we got inside a room I told her if she wanted beer…

anakanang… ay red wine lang daw talaga siya, di siya umiinom ng beer… pero kung gusto ko daw kaya niyang upuan ung bote….

nawindang ang lolo nyo mga friends… anu ba tong babaeng to… hunyango? sa umaga sweet looking estyudante, sa gabi hardcore sex machine.

biglang tumayo ang hitad. sabi “Im gonna go to the cr”

that time i was really horny. so i grabbed her and took her clothes off…

only to realize that there was another set of clothes underneath it. I asked her “anu ka ba? takot ka bang ma-rape?”

she instantly laughed… “Eh Gago! di na damit yan”

Anakanang… tattoo pala…. tadtad ng tattoo ang hitad….

leche… during that time kinakabahan na ako… baka ativan tong classmate kong ito ah…

but that didn’t affected the wild sex. After one round and an hour and a half of kinky and dirty love making (yes that moment, i still thought of it as love making). She got a butt and smoked and quickly asked me…

“iisa ka pa ba?”

sabi ko “baket may pupuntahan pa ba tayo?”

“ewan ko ikaw, ako may date pa, nagtext na yun susunod sayo, nasa nipa hut na rin, ei nga pala, huwag mo sabihin sa mga classmate natin na libre to ha, alam nila girl for hire ako eh.”

Anakanang puta…. yung innocentengcrush ko… puta pala…